Table of Contents

INTRO Deductions

1. Miss Orientation

If you only knew what nobody bothered to tell you!

2. Harder...A Little To The Left...Now Up...Ahhhh

Why claw your way to the top when all it takes is a little well placed scratch?

3. You Are Always Looking For A Job Opportunity

It doesn't knock, it hums

4. Hiring Hell

How to survive an interview with a vampire.

5. A Whole New World

How to avoid Office Alien-Nation.

6. Be A Girl With A Reputation

Make a good name for yourself and don't leave home without it.

7. Be Snow White & Deal With Your Dwarves

The behaviors that make you look small.

8. Who To Trust?

What Monica Lewinsky learned the hard way.

9. Speaking Of Talking

In order to be seen, you must be heard.

10. Some Body

Your body speaks louder than your words.

11. Y-O-U The Ultimate Driving Machine

How to get where you want to go.

12. Hail To The Chef

How to move the Big Cheese.

13. Ugly Stepsisters Vs Sisterhood

The taming of the shrews.

14. Held In Contempt

If you always plead the fifth, you'll never be first.